This here page is where I answers yo email. If'n you has a question you needs answered, jes lemme know.

Okey-dokey, then, let's us get started.

These here questions poured in justa day or two ago.

Q. Bubba, just who are you, anyway?

A. Well, I ain't no wannabe, hillbilly loser, like you! That's fer sure!
Didn't you read about me on the home page?

That same feller, he writes back, and he says...
Q. No, seriously, I was wanting to know some details about you. Like, could you tell me some of your favorite things?

A. Alright, here goes:
Favorite Food: Barbecue
Favorite Dessert: a big ol' Moon Pie
Favorite Music: Blues
Favorite fermented beverage: Beer
Favorite Beer: Cold
Favorite distilled beverage: Whiskey
Favorite Whiskey: free
Favorite activities: Cookin', Huntin' and Fishin'
Least favorite activity: Answerin' stupid emails like this here one

Q. Hey, Bubba, I'm a big fan. I noticed your website has changed recently. Whaz-up-wid-dat?

A. Thank'e there, Ima. You ain't gonna believe this, but that there gal Okra Wimpey up thar in Chicago...she had her a contest on her TV show. The contest was called "Worst Websites of 2006".
I'll be danged if'n we didn't win that contest! The prize was that they would send that wannabe, hillbilly loser webmaster o' mine to a class called, "Buildin' Great Websites".
Well, he went, and then he come back and re-de-zined our website. Slick, ain't it? Heck, that boy even washed, waxed and greased th' server!!